Oh Bottom, Oh Bottom
how smooth you are
as curved as the corners
of a car.
Wobbly chubby
smooth and pale,
like the backside
of a whale.
You shine like silver
gleam like gold,
a smelly goodness inside
you hold
Just after I eat
some cheesy mould.
After I eat
something sugary and sweet
I wipe you up
and then you erupt.
Oh Bottom, Oh Bottom
how smooth you are
as curved as the corners
of a car.
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